Best-kept Dating Secret: Stock Rewards

We know what you’re thinking: “Stock rewards can really help me on the dating scene?”

Yes, really.

Maybe.

We can’t make any promises for your personal dating success, but here’s how stock rewards can help:

Say you’re on a date with someone you really like, and could foresee spending a lot of time with. You meet up at one of your favorite Bumped brands– like Buffalo Wild Wings, Peet’s Coffee, or Willamette Valley Vineyards.

After a charming time has been had by all and the check has arrived, offer to place it on your Bumped linked card, casually saying: “Don’t worry– I get stock rewards for this.”

“Stock rewards? What’s that?” your date curiously inquires.

“You haven’t heard? It’s great– I get free stock when I spend. Like cash-back, but better.”

“Wow, that is really neat,” they respond.

“Yeah, I’m building up stock automatically, which could potentially increase in value over time. In a few years, maybe I’ll have enough to settle down,” you say as your eyes meet theirs.

Your date’s pupils widen with interest; a rosy blush appears on their cheeks. You’re financially smart, charismatically alluring, and now your future sounds promising, too… could they be a part of it?

Is this… love?

Time will surely tell, but for now, you know that Bumped has your back every step of the way.

The benefits of being an owner: now at a whole new level.

Oh, and Happy April Fool’s Day. But don’t let that stop you from talking to your love prospects about stock rewards.